The quest for food is meant to be a collaborative effort. An avenue whereby the normal person on the street can contribute to mapping the gastronomic scene. YOU can make a difference! Reveal the best eating places. Condemn that snooty, overpriced privy that calls itself a gourmet paradise. Immortality, its yours!! (to anyway who has watched the movie Troy, I apologise).

So contact me now via email (adrtan@gmail.com) and join the merry band of food reviewers. You will be accorded the status of an “author” on this blog and you will be free to post contributions - as long as the posts are anything related to food. Please do include photos, lots of it (porno and upskirts are not appreciated). Or you can register (click here) to this blog first and I would upgrade you to an “author” if I assess that you are not a psycho stalking me (…i know who you are…I know judo and tak-kwon-do…heeyah!!!) and are in fact a foodie. Of course, I will exercise my dictatorial editorial powers if any out-of-bound markers are breeched (Singaporeans would be familiar with this).

And if you do not wish to formally join as a blog “author”, you can send me your food reviews via email and I would be able to post them up on this blog. Of course, due credit, recognition and fame would be attributed.

yours,

Oei-ster

Editor-in-chief, Lord of My Room, Purveyor of the lastest TV Program, King of my cupboard which holds all my underwear, Brother to my sister, and etc etc….